Every year I go on a week-end trip with an amazing group of ladies. On the Saturday night of this trip, there is always a theme party. This year's theme is ... People of Walmart!!!!! This is the first year that I've felt inspired enough to participate. So much to work with here!
I have a feeling that I won't exactly be an original given that my outfit is a common variation of showing too much unflattering skin in ill-fitted clothing, but I'm putting some creative energy into it to be somewhat of a stand-out.
After assembling myself in what I believed to be my outfit, I felt somewhat disappointed with my cleavage. On any given day, there is no disappointment in this area, but I was kind of looking for something a little more 'Katy Perry', and less 'middle-aged mother of two'. So I did what anyone would do. I took to the Internet, braving a search that could quite possibly have scarred my innocent little eyes.
My eyes lived to tell the tale, and I am now just a purchase of medical tape away from the look I so desire. And I owe it all to the trannys on YouTube. Thanks guys! You know your stuff!